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Sorry, were you talking to me? No, I can't talk now, the Red Sox are on. Come back in two hours. Or October, morelike.
Nicknames: Eyes, Zeke, Taylor, and Please-God-Somebody-Help-Tony-Come-Up-With-Another-Nickname: The Tool Man Likes: Extra base hits, Extra cheese, Sleeping in, sleeping over. Sweat flavored gummi. Dislikes: Parking tickets (I have enough to wallpaper my house with), rainouts, people who don't like Domo-Kun Best Vomit-inducing Videogame: EA Hockey 2001 for PS2:
Chicken and broccoli alfredo over ziti over carpet. Life-long Goal: Like Eddie Izzard says, the American dream is to what... get all the money in the world, stuff it in my ears, stick out my tongue and go: BWAAAAAH! That works. |  | |  Major League Baseball
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