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StayWell Sluggers
 
SOFTBALL
Player Profile
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No. |
Name |
Pos. |
B/T |
Hometown |
Alma Mater |
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4 |
Lisa Chiuchiolo |
P/2B |
R/R |
Danvers, MA |
Salem State '96 |
Nicknames: Cuke, Q, Curly-Q, Lis, Cue-Cue-Culio
Biggest Fans: My parents
Arch Nemesis: The perfect arc (pronounced "AAAAAHK")
Years Pro: 4
Likes: Absolute quiet when pitching, stand-up doubles, stand-up men, Swedish
fish; Swedish men, glitter, "alluring men", cold ice cream, and hot men.
Dislikes: Being cheered on when she's on the mound, being called "Sussudio",
sliding singles, swinging singles, and fishy men.
Favorite Quotes: "Don't swing at the first pitch!"--Mrs. C.; "I did not have a
relationship with that woman."--Bill Clinton; "What's your sign?" and "Do you
come here often?"--also Bill Clinton.
Life-Long Goals: To beat Julie in a burping contest and to play on every
softball team in Boston at the same time.
Miscellaneous: Beginning her third year as a Slugger, Lisa is pushing herself to
new heights by also signing a partial contract with the Fourth Estate of the
government league. She insists that this new deal will not have a negative
affect on her performance on the mound or at the "Hat". Lisa is known for her
base-running savvy, ripped jeans shorts, and concentration on the mound. When
she's not strutting her stuff on the mound, she's biking, hiking, skiing,
running, Rollerblading, swimming, or breaking down on her way to Maine.
E-mail Lisa Chiuchiolo
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