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    No. Name Pos. B/T Hometown Alma Mater
    15 Kay Jones 2B/OF R/R Lake Orion, MI Cleveland Institute of Art '89

    Biggest Fans: her mom, Gus and Quinn.
    Arch Nemesis: hard line drives up the middle
    Years Pro: 4
    Likes: kitties, surfing, bass guitar, travelling, red wine, photography, pool, pop/rock (oh, all kinds, I guess) music, and great food
    Dislikes: fouling out to left, radio ads, and liver
    Favorite Quote: "D'oh!"--Homer Simpson
    Life-Long Goal: to be the bassist for Frank Black
    Miscellaneous: After a full season of arbitration with the Slugger front office, "O" Kay Jones has finally signed a contract. This one- year deal is riddled with incentive clauses to get her to show up to a regular season game. One clause states that Jones will automatically receive a two-year extension if she leads the team in extra-base hits at the All-Star break. Jones has been training in a AA team for three years. After leading the league in RBI and on-base percentage, the Sluggers finally called her up from the minors. "We're looking for Jones to really shine in this, her rookie season," Coach Tony said. "I'm just hoping for a big endorsement contract with Dan Electro," Jones said. "They make really groovy, cheap guitars. I want to be a role model to all the young, rocker, softball players out there. I want them to look at me and see that you can attain your dreams. Just work hard, chase your dreams like a hard fly-ball, and never give up until the umpire calls the game."

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