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StayWell Sluggers
 
SOFTBALL
Player Profile
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No. |
Name |
Pos. |
B/T |
Hometown |
Alma Mater |
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6 |
Dan Landesman |
OF |
B/R |
Natick, MA |
UMass-Amherst '91 |
Biggest Fan: The Femme-bots
Arch Nemesis: That scrawny, stumbling left-fielder for one of our opponents last summer
Years Pro: 12
Likes: Pizza, Jack Daniels, dogs, movies, good friends, long walks on the beach at sunset, smoking crack, roughing up little kids for their lunch money, tailgaiting driver's ed cars, smoking more crack.
Dislikes: The status of pro sports, Sully when he hasn't had a lot of sleep, Long Island accents, musicals, food poisoning, Level 42
Favorite Quote: First of all, Oh behave, We're gonna need a bigger boat, Hercules! Hercules!, If it bleeds we can kill it, It's a go take 'em down!
Life-Long Goals: To play sports and work with kids. Oh yeah, win Powerball.
To continuously play softball with the Staywell Sluggers for years to come.
E-mail Dan Landesman
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