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    No. Name Pos. B/T Hometown Alma Mater
    34 Tamara Stanley 2B/CF R/R West Hills, CA Northwestern '97

    Nicknames: T-Stop, TamStan
    Biggest Fan: None yet!
    Arch Nemesis: See above.
    Years Pro: 3
    Likes: the smell of mitt oil.
    Dislikes: the smell of hot, steamy grass.
    Lifelong goal: To throw out a runner at first from shallow center.
    Favorite Quote: "Pinky: What are we going to do today, Brain. Brain: What we do everyday, Pinky. Try to take over the world."
    Miscellaneous: Stanley represents the last of a dying breed: smooth as silk fielders. Her soft glove (thanks to all that oil) and surprising rocket of an arm fill a fielding void in the StayWell Sluggers' roster. The Sluggers drafted this natural talent from the Woodland Hills Woodies, making Stanley the first Slugger to go direct from high school ball to the Bigs. How does Coach Tony see this young scrapper faring this season? "She used to be a hall monitor," he said in a recent interview. "That shows that Stanley is all about discipline, and that's what the Sluggers have been missing in years past. We haven't been disciplined on the field." How does the former hall monitor feel about this sudden change in scenery? "I'm spearheading our Zero Tolerance policy this season," she said. "We will severely punish those that are late to practice, late to games, not wearing cleats, and making errors in the field." Stanley has been known to wield her 32/28 softball bat like a night stick on the field, severely disciplining infielders when they boot grounders and punishing outfielders for dropping fly balls. "I just want to maintain order on the field," she said. It should come as no surprise that the 5'4" authoritarian is working on an endorsement contract with Winner International, maker of The Club[R] vehicle anti-theft device, the official vehicle anti-theft device of amateur softball. "We noticed the way Stanley carries the bat like a club," said Michael Peca, Director of Corporate Marketing and Merchandising for Winner International. "Stanley represents the image we want to convey: don't just win--dominate!"

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